You are not booking an hour. You are booking the wall.
Before the session there is a planning call and a wardrobe conversation. After it there is a reveal, printing, framing, and two people turning up at your house with a drill.
Four steps, and we lead all four.
01
The planning call
Who is coming, what everyone is wearing, and which wall this is for — measured before the day.
02
The session
Up to 90 minutes, fully directed. Newborn sessions run two to three hours.
03
The reveal
Two to three weeks later, every image projected at real size on a real wall.
04
Print, frame and hang
We retouch, print, frame, check it ourselves, then bring it to your house and hang it.
The thing you are quietly most worried about.
Tonal families, not matching. Texture beats pattern. Sleeves, almost always. Large logos, neon, fine stripes and pure white tops on their own are the things that fail on camera.
All of it gets covered on the planning call — send us photos of what you are thinking and we will tell you what works.
Nobody arrives relaxed. That is our problem, not yours.
Being able to photograph people who do not enjoy being photographed is a specific, learnable skill, and it is ours. Constant, low-key instruction the whole way — there is no requirement to perform, be funny, or produce a natural smile on demand.
No minimum spend. Not a soft one. None.
The full price list is on the table at the start of the reveal, not produced after you have fallen in love with an image. Nothing is printed until you approve it. No countdown offers. Bring both decision makers.
Start with the call. Everything else follows.
Tell us who you would like photographed and roughly when. We reply within one business day.